it's just trouble, it's not unforgiveable

WELL. We've been back at Hogwarts for two days now!! And I've been quite shocked and amazed at myself, if I do say so--which I do!

IT'S BEEN NEARLY THREE DAYS AND I HAVEN'T A DETENTION YET!

Who says wonders ever cease~? This is superb!

TWO DAYS!!!!!

Two days and we'll all be back at Hogwarts!!!

Words cannot CONTAIN the excitement I feel about this exciting development!

JUST TWO DAYS LEFT!

I WILL SEE YOU ALL THEN ♥

HELP ME!

Mum wasn't pleased with the adventure me, Jamesies, and Cale had early-on.

BEEN GROUNDED SINCE.

GOING INSANE. HAVE NO WAND. HAVE VERY LITTLE ACCESS TO THIS JOURNAL, AS I HAVE TO STEAL IT WHEN MUM STEPS OUT.

PLZ SEND HELP. AM AFRAID I'M TURNING INTO A BLOODY MUGGLE.

HELP.

I am pouting.

POUTING, you lot! It was recently brought to my attention that I am commonly referred to as part of Potter's little gang.

LITTLE GANG WE MIGHT BE, but there is a JOINT BIT here!! Just because we happen to enjoy stirring up a bit of trouble and because we know how to pool resources and share ideas to make some sort of grand prank, it DOESN'T mean that dear Jamesiekins is the one coming up with everything!

I COME UP WITH THINGS JUST AS GOOD AS JAMESIEKINS DOES. BETTER, EVEN!!!


Just an important little PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT, that. Hopefully this clears up your fool ideas about James Potter being the be-all-end-all of pranking!

Cale.

I need your help.

Please?

IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION.

It has been brought to my attention (again!) that my birthday is in FOUR DAYS. THURSDAY, PEOPLE! That's coming up so quickly!

I expect lots of festivities and birthday presents, I WARN YOU NOW!

START PREPARING!

Let it be known that Callus the Cantankerous Caretaker is a cruel, sad man who never had anybody to love him in his life and never saw the shining end of a Muggle sparkler and thus can't understand what a joke is and wouldn't understand one if it danced naked in front of him!!

Lack of evidence!! LACK OF EVIDENCE! What sort of world do we live in where a mere student is guilty until proven innocent? WHERE A CARETAKER'S WORD CAN TRUMP ANY EVIDENCE A STUDENT PRODUCES?! I ASK YOU!

I hope you're happy, James. You've gotten me stuck washing dishes by hand. AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE IT, FOR ONCE.



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

James. What d'you say we steal Miss Perfect Prefect's glasses?

I BLOODY HATE PEEVES.

AND I BLOODY HATE YOU TOO, JAMES POTTER.

YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN.






[[ because it has come to my attention that an explanation might be helpful: James and Madeleine made a bet, where the stakes wound up being whoever lost would have to cut their hair supershort. Madeleine lost but refused to cut her hair. Uh... someone else did it for her. ]]

Hey, yo, hi, 'sup? Name's Cai, and I've just been dragged kicking and screaming into this thing by little miss Madeleine over here. She gets kind of annoying sometimes. ♥ Feel free to kick her, but be warned: she whines.

Yeah, I can't keep a serious post. This'll be fun.


Anyways, making my grand entrance trailing the shadow of Madeleine. To describe her for you, I'll quote a friend's description: "She's what would have happened if either of the Weasley twins and Luna procreated."

Take it as you will.


Looking forward to playing with you all! ♥